If you’re reading this, I’m not dead and neither are you.
That means Doomsday didn’t happen.
Moving along, that means we can get back to making fun of liberals for their churlish, girlish views.
The current phobia du jour of course is guns, particularly those nasty old “assault weapons,” whatever those actually are.
The Democrats and other liberals have gotten support in their fight against scary-looking weapons from a longtime ideological soulmate, China.
Xinhua, the official mouthpiece for the Chinese government, kind of the way the New York Times is for the Obama Administration, said Americans need to be disarmed immediately, and Obama should exploit the Sandy Hook massacre to bring that about.
The Xinhua article said there should be “no delay for U.S. gun control.”
I like the Chinese — they’re being a lot more honest than our own Left, which cloaks even the most Machiavellian gun control legislation behind comforting words about safety and children.
But the Chinese just come right out and say what they mean. “Gun control” to them means the government takes all the guns. None of this folderol about waiting periods, gun locks or permits.