NEWYou can now listen to Fox News articles! Alright, to the monologue. And yes, it’s also that day of the week. VIDEO: Assemble together in one place, the greatest segment in cable television: Trans Tuesday. Well, hey, wait a minute. I’m not Tuesday, I’m Saturday. Yes, it’s Trans Tuesday, where each topic has a little […]
GREG GUTFELD: The media was hoping to dislodge some of that sweet and juicy race bait
September 5, 2023 by
NEWYou can now listen to Fox News articles! Happy Thursday, everybody. So, some breaking news. The Supreme Court has ruled that race-based affirmative action programs are unconstitutional. It’s been around for 45 years. And I guess one of the justices finally read the Constitution for the first time yesterday and was like, “Whoa.” True, it’s […]
GREG GUTFELD: RFK Jr. is questioning Democratic orthodoxy
September 1, 2023 by
NEWYou can now listen to Fox News articles! All right. Happy Monday, everyone. I’m sorry. He may not be Jack Kennedy. He’s better â a jacked Kennedy. Video Oh, yeah. Oh, man. Yeah. Almost as ripped as me. That’s obviously the democratic presidential hopeful RFK Jr. looking less like a politician and more like the […]
GREG GUTFELD: The media will crown any Republican who wins in 2024 ‘public enemy number one’
August 5, 2023 by
NEWYou can now listen to Fox News articles! Happy wedding day, everybody. Oh, man, make this weekend. No, I’m sorry. It’s just a measly 524 days till the 2024 election. The same amount of time it took Joe Biden to read Charlotte’s Web as a freshman in college. So welcome back into the spotlight Iowa, […]
GREG GUTFELD: Liberals in the media are furious because of an irrefutable scientific fact
August 3, 2023 by
NEWYou can now listen to Fox News articles! All right. Recently, ESPN Samantha Ponder expressed support for athletes speaking out against biological men who keep trying to compete with women in sports. You know, the guys who keep putting the meat in swim meet. CAITLYN JENNER LAUNCHES âFAIRNESS FIRSTâ PAC TO âKEEP BOYS OUT OF […]
Greg Gutfeld Escalates His Beef With The Ladies of âThe View,â Equates The Long-Running Talk Show To âLaw & Order: Special Moron Unitâ
July 19, 2023 by
Fox News host Greg Gutfeld likely wonât be appearing on The View any time soon â or ever. While speaking on a recent episode of Gutfeld!, the television personality took jabs at the intelligence of the women who host the long-running daytime talk show. It all started when Whoopi Goldberg, Sara Haines, Ana Navarro, Sunny […]
GREG GUTFELD: Inclusivity is a wonderful virtue signal for Hollywood
July 14, 2023 by
NEWYou can now listen to Fox News articles! Happy, happy, happy Tuesday! Thank you so much. So, you remember Richard Dreyfuss, right? The Oscar-winning actor from such classics as American Graffiti, Jaws, and this interview with Bill Maher with him sliding off a chair. He does not understand chairs. He sits like Alec Baldwin shoots. […]
Greg Gutfeld: Here’s why school choice legislation can ‘reshape the country’
April 13, 2023 by
NEWYou can now listen to Fox News articles! Happy Monday, everybody. So let’s talk about an important fight that’s just getting started. No, it’s not Kudlow versus Kilmeade in Foxy Boxing, but tickets are still available. Yeah, that didn’t land. Florida has joined Iowa, Utah and Arkansas to become the fourth state this year to […]
GREG GUTFELD: We should point fingers at China and not at each other
March 11, 2023 by
NEWYou can now listen to Fox News articles! So did you hear what China did? Yeah, they cloned super cows. Chinese scientists say they’ve cloned three calves that once grown will be capable of producing 50% more milk than the average American cow. So they’re putting our cows out to pasture like voters did to […]
âNo Transparencyâ: Greg Gutfeld Calls Joe Biden The âPaid Spokesmanâ For A Product No One Will Ever See
May 28, 2021 by
Fox News host Greg Gutfeld said Thursday that President Joe Bidenâs strategy in the White House was no different than his policy on the campaign trail â and it centered on a lack of transparency. Gutfeld argued on Fox Newsâ âThe Fiveâ that the White House was intentionally trying to prevent people from seeing just…
Greg Gutfeld Pans âJoe And Kamalaâs Awful Adventureâ: âThe 1970s Called, They Want Their Unmitigated Disasters Backâ
May 13, 2021 by
Fox News host Greg Gutfeld criticized President Joe Bidenâs administration for bringing back the âunmitigated disastersâ of the 1970s. Gutfeld ran through a list of issues during Wednesdayâs âThe Five,â from inflation and shortages at gas stations to unemployment and unrest in the Middle East, arguing that if the administration were a time-travel movie it…
âOh, God Help Usâ: Greg Gutfeld Loses Patience With Juan Williams During Testy Spat On Immigration
May 12, 2021 by
Fox News host Greg Gutfeld appeared to lose patience with co-host Juan Williams during Tuesdayâs broadcast of âThe Five.â Gutfeld and co-host Jesse Watters challenged Williams over his assessment that President Joe Bidenâs administration was doing a good job handling the situation at the U.S.-Mexico border. (RELATED: âSure, A Few Kids Drown. Some Get Rapedâ:…
‘Gutfeld!’ on Fox News Beats Jimmy Fallon, Bill Maher, ‘The Daily Show’ in Debut Week
April 14, 2021 by
Viewers who have grown tired of late-night comedyâs incessant left-wing bias made their feelings known last week by giving Fox News Channelâs Gutfeld! a strong debut, handily beating NBCâs Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon while nipping at the heels of ABCâs Jimmy Kimmel Live! Gutfeld!, which stars long-time The Five co-host Greg Gutfeld, drew an average…
âPretentious Virtue Signallingâ: Greg Gutfeld Mocks Decision By MLB To Move All Star Game Over Georgia Voting Law
April 3, 2021 by
Fox News host Greg Gutfeld dismissed a decision by Major League Baseball (MLB) to move the All Star Game from Atlanta over Georgiaâs new election law as âpretentious virtue signalling.â âIt is awesome watching Major League Baseball pull this pretentious virtue signalling when all major league baseball platforms for the All Star Game, fans can…
âBreaking Up With The American Publicâ: Greg Gutfeld Says Biden Is Ditching US For âHot New Exotic Partner, The Worldâ
February 20, 2021 by
February 19, 2021 5:48 PM ET Fox News host Greg Gutfeld said Friday that President Joe Biden was âbreaking up with the American publicâ in favor of âhot new exotic partner, the world.â Gutfeld took a moment on âThe Fiveâ to lay out a series of foreign policy problems that Biden didnât inherit because of…
âIt Makes Me Sickâ: Greg Gutfeld Blasts Andrew Cuomoâs Emmy Award While Trump Gets âEnmityâ Instead
November 26, 2020 by
Fox News host Greg Gutfeld slammed society for rewarding and punishing people based on words rather than actions. Using Democratic New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo and President Donald Trump as his examples, Gutfeld compared their responses to the coronavirus pandemic and the way they were treated in the media. (RELATED: âTurn Off The Damn Twitter…
Gutfeld Rips John Kerry: âBiden Made Him Climate Czar Because He Mistook Him For A Treeâ
November 25, 2020 by
Fox News host Greg Gutfeld Tuesday dismissed President-elect Joe Bidenâs cabinet picks and said he selected former Secretary of State John Kerry as his âclimate czar because he mistook him for a tree.â âFirst thereâs Kerry â what the morticians call a discount special,â Gutfeld said in his opening monologue on Fox Newsâ âThe Five.â…
Gutfeld on Americaâs unending chaos
August 14, 2020 by
Welcome to chaos, coast to coast!Seattle Police Chief Carmen Best resigned Tuesday, saying: âI informed mayor [Jenny] Durkan of my intent to retire from the Seattle Police Department, effective September 2, 2020. For me personally this was a decision I wrestled with, but it was time.âThe police chief stepped down after leftists defunded her force.OUTGOING…
Greg Gutfeld: Trump’s midterm message –America or Venezuela, it’s your choice.
October 11, 2018 by
Donald Trump unleashed his midterm message Wednesday inside our nation’s hotel doormat — USA Today — predicting that, if elected, Democrats will turn us into Venezuela, where the currency is printed on perforated rolls because itâs worth less than toilet paper.  In fact, toilet paper is a rare commodity there. — Never shake hands with a […]